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Sometimes Random Stuff

by C. Noel Smith

The Béseme Bandito
1 December 1972
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>>It could be worse. You could have been looking over the edge of you bed
>>watching a mouse eat a reese's peanut butter cup.
>How does a mouse eat a Reese's peanut butter cup?

First it starts by chewing out its belly, that's when the screams start. It gnaws and gnaws and the helpless peanut butter cup mewls in agony. Then the mouse starts on the lower extremities, chewing its way up from the bottom. By now the peanut butter cup has stopped screaming and is just making a hollow sobbing noise. Finally the mouse bites of its head, the sobs stop, and the mouse drags the carcass into its cozy little hole. I missed what happens from then on, but I was kept awake by the skittering and crunching noises.
And thats how a mouse eats a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.

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